Flipper for Speaker

I rather think that Flipper the famous Dolphin should become the next House of Commons Speaker. Flipper is highly intelligent, came by his name honestly, isn't a knight of the shires, doesn't have a trade union background - in short free from bias. I appreciate that a new aquarium would present a difficulty but any government that has managed cost overruns on the Millenium Dome and the Olympics will not be fazed by this.

There are alternative flippers if you want choice. John Bercow . . .